It all started back in 2001, thanks to some ‘Brother’s Pepperoni,’ a local delicacy from Nick’s hometown of Halifax. His Navy buddies on the other side of the country wanted to get their hands on some, so Nick brought over an entire suitcase, as you do. As an Australian living abroad I can definitely sympathize with this, many a suitcase of Vegemite has found its way over to me by hook or by crook.
Anyway, after his baggage was misplaced by the airline for a whole day, and with his hotel room having no fridge, Nick had to come up with another solution to deal with the slow and smelly spoilage of his meat-suitcase. What unfolded next was an absolute shit-show of comedy events and poor choices, with the situation hilariously deteriorating into a seagull-infested mess and a lifetime ban for Nick.
With the ban weighing heavily on his conscience for all these years, Nick decided that it was time for a peace offering. “I have matured and I admit responsibility for my actions,” he wrote. “I come to you, hat-in-hand to apologize for the damage I had indirectly come to cause and to ask you reconsider my lifetime ban from the property. I hope that you will see fit to either grant me a pardon, or consider my 18 year away from the empress as “time served”.
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